/u/Knightmare945's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I had hoped that Santa would have answered my letter, but it seems that I should have worked on my spelling.

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I have always loved stepping on Fall leaves and hearing them crunch.

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I tearfully told my family that I was pregnant!

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Hoping to improve my aim, I raised my rifle and aimed at the target.

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I was excited because I was about to get laid by this girl I met at the bar! NSFW

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I was so angry at my family that I wrote their names down in this weird black notebook I found on the ground.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart!

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This beautiful girl I met took me to this empty house for what I assumed was going to be sexy fun time, but was surprised to see 5 beautiful women in robes.

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I walked into my room and saw my puppy sitting and I went to go pick him up.

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I was eager to begin my first wrestling match as I waited for my Mystery opponent.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had hoped that Santa would have answered my letter, but it seems that I should have worked on my spelling.	30
I have always loved stepping on Fall leaves and hearing them crunch.	26
I tearfully told my family that I was pregnant!	25
Hoping to improve my aim, I raised my rifle and aimed at the target.	22
I was excited because I was about to get laid by this girl I met at the bar! NSFW	21
I was so angry at my family that I wrote their names down in this weird black notebook I found on the ground.	15
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart!	14
This beautiful girl I met took me to this empty house for what I assumed was going to be sexy fun time, but was surprised to see 5 beautiful women in robes.	8
I walked into my room and saw my puppy sitting and I went to go pick him up.	6
I was eager to begin my first wrestling match as I waited for my Mystery opponent.	5