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[WP] And so he rose to the heavens to cast God out... and succeeded. The angels wept and the guardians kneeled... yet he did not want it. All he asked was: "Where's my pet rock?"

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[WP] I have killed many more innocents for far less. No one does that to a child.

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[WP] Most always write that finding your soul mate is the best thing that could happen to you. Those fools...

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[WP] "Yo, where's Alaska?" "What?" "Where's Alaska?" "Are you mad?" "I'm not mad, what happened to Alaska?!"

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[WP] Millennia ago, a divinity wandered their sole, small temple. Now, a sprawling metropolis was built atop it, and they can wander freely within its confines.

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[WP] "Night shift is easy bro, nothing to worry about." -Mike, medically deceased.

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[WP] The god of wrath sighed. "I am making a team... consisting of the most overworked, underpaid and silently furious retail workers alive to fight in my stead."

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[WP] Grab a rifle, boy. Your mother's at the door... she died five years ago.

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[WP] Let's see... we have love, friendship, the unmatched power of the sun and joy.

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[WP] I can absorb memories from the things I touch and... Lays down sausage this is proof that God is dead.

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[WP] And so he rose to the heavens to cast God out... and succeeded. The angels wept and the guardians kneeled... yet he did not want it. All he asked was: "Where's my pet rock?"	1
[WP] I have killed many more innocents for far less. No one does that to a child.	1
[WP] Most always write that finding your soul mate is the best thing that could happen to you. Those fools...	1
[WP] "Yo, where's Alaska?" "What?" "Where's Alaska?" "Are you mad?" "I'm not mad, what happened to Alaska?!"	1
[WP] Millennia ago, a divinity wandered their sole, small temple. Now, a sprawling metropolis was built atop it, and they can wander freely within its confines.	1
[WP] "Night shift is easy bro, nothing to worry about." -Mike, medically deceased.	1
[WP] The god of wrath sighed. "I am making a team... consisting of the most overworked, underpaid and silently furious retail workers alive to fight in my stead."	1
[WP] Grab a rifle, boy. Your mother's at the door... she died five years ago.	1
[WP] Let's see... we have love, friendship, the unmatched power of the sun and joy.	1
[WP] I can absorb memories from the things I touch and... Lays down sausage this is proof that God is dead.	1