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[WP] Nuclear warheads, time paradoxes, causal loops or any violations of the laws of physics are prohibited in this bar. (Kill Jake on sight)

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[WP] Don't fear their war machines when an earthling is commanding them, fear the machines when the earthling dies.

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[WP] "Attention, all hunters! A new mission has come around: We are authorized and encouraged to use maximum theater overkill. We get a bonus if we achieve total victory by cleansweep genocide. Our mission? Retrieve Mr.Pumpkin. Good hunting!"

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[EU] The battle for Los Angeles begins, the land sharks are storming the beach and advanc- wait, wtf is that? That's a flying bike? Oh, they didn't land in LA. The land sharks have invaded a full GTA online lobby.

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[WP] " What is your solution to dealing with people that kick babies and people who kick the baby kickers?" "Kill them both. And the babies."- Said the legendary hero.

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[WP] One day everybody on earth hears this at the same time "nuclear fission exploit patched,nukes and other radioactive weaponry have been disabled".

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[WP] Nuclear war has started, the president has moved into a bunker and readies himself to press the big red- wait. Why is there a blue button too?

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[WP] A therapist has been assigned to a time traveler who just failed a crucial mission

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[WP] A bunch of mad cultists have a ritual to capture 4 people and offer them as sacrifice to the wendigos in the mountains, unfortunately one of the captives is human unit never killed.

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[WP] "With great power comes great-" "Nothing. You know better."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Nuclear warheads, time paradoxes, causal loops or any violations of the laws of physics are prohibited in this bar. (Kill Jake on sight)	6
[WP] Don't fear their war machines when an earthling is commanding them, fear the machines when the earthling dies.	6
[WP] "Attention, all hunters! A new mission has come around: We are authorized and encouraged to use maximum theater overkill. We get a bonus if we achieve total victory by cleansweep genocide. Our mission? Retrieve Mr.Pumpkin. Good hunting!"	5
[EU] The battle for Los Angeles begins, the land sharks are storming the beach and advanc- wait, wtf is that? That's a flying bike? Oh, they didn't land in LA. The land sharks have invaded a full GTA online lobby.	5
[WP] " What is your solution to dealing with people that kick babies and people who kick the baby kickers?" "Kill them both. And the babies."- Said the legendary hero.	5
[WP] One day everybody on earth hears this at the same time "nuclear fission exploit patched,nukes and other radioactive weaponry have been disabled".	5
[WP] Nuclear war has started, the president has moved into a bunker and readies himself to press the big red- wait. Why is there a blue button too?	5
[WP] A therapist has been assigned to a time traveler who just failed a crucial mission	4
[WP] A bunch of mad cultists have a ritual to capture 4 people and offer them as sacrifice to the wendigos in the mountains, unfortunately one of the captives is human unit never killed.	4
[WP] "With great power comes great-" "Nothing. You know better."	4