/u/Komrade_Yuri's posts
[WP] Humanity sees me as the hero that opened the way to the stars. I, however, firmly believe that I am the devil, and I have opened the gates to hell.
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[WP] Congratulations! You have successfully proved quantum resurrection is possible! How does it feel to live again after 1700 years?
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[WP] You know back then? Before I enslaved everyone with the neural stripe? Before I told them what to think, whispered sweet lies and gave them false comfort... Problem is, I wanted them to fight back. I didn't want to win.
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[WP] God, witnessing the various exploits humanity discovered in his serv- world, decided to add new rules. They were called: Laws of physics.
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[WP] Hey, you heard of jack? Of all trades? Yeah, he's been through some stuff and now he's called the "master of all".
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[WP] In the distant future, where wars are fought with knowledge, a scholar has just rediscovered the age old art of "throwing hands".
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[WP] These weapons aren't alive, nor are they haunted. However, they know they were built to kill. They want to.
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[WP] And so he rose to the heavens to cast God out... and succeeded. The angels wept and the guardians kneeled... yet he did not want it. All he asked was: "Where's my pet rock?"
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