/u/Kooky-Dealer-6878's posts
[WP] You live a humble life as a cashier, until you check your bank account to find 5 million dollars. You immediately withdraw the money from the bank and go on the run. Unfortunately for you, The bank sends a team of weaponised androids to find their money. Your safety is their secondary concern.
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[WP]You knew it was a bad idea to let a friend drive your car at night after you both drank shots. But after hitting a divider, flipping 5 times and ending in a ditch, it doesn't matter. The Reaper appears next to you. He reaps your friend's soul from his body and informs you you have 99 lives left
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[WP] You get sent to the principal's office. Your excuse to him, is that your friends did it too. "Young man, if your friends walked off a cliff, would you join them?" You reply yes without hesitation. You blink and you find yourselfat the top of a steep cliff, and your friends have just jumped.
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[WP]You're a silver tongued devil with a heart of brass.You had remarkable charisma and influence but you used it only for yourself.You died and made it to heaven by mistake only to relax and blow your cover. God kicks you out, and you have to talk the Devil out of torturing you for all eternity.
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[WP] 100 years after the bombs dropped, you became an MD. During your training, you noticed that the leaves of foliage turned white when exposed to heavy radiation. Your first patients are a family with radiation poisoning from a tribe living in a field of white grass inherited from their ancestors.
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[WP]Your wolf companion is beginning to grow old, so you visit a witch and ask her what to do. She says she can make her young again, but your lifespan will be shortened as a tradeoff. You explain that you love her more than anyone else. She then says that Ragnarok will begin on the day you pass.
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[WP]You have blasphemed against the gods and they have cursed you with eternal constipation. So there you sit, on a golden toilet in a windowless room, the helpless captor of a cruel fate, until the end of time.
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[WP]A forty-year-old physicist, you invent a time machine in secret to relive nostalgic moments, as you have become depressed from avoiding relationships throughout your life. You quickly realize that it is futile due to your innocence and ability to enjoy childish things dying with your childhood.
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[WP] A legendary musical prodigy, you wonder why your parents avoided interacting with you like the plague. As your 18th birthday rolls around, they sit you down to explain that they may have traded your soul to the Devil for musical talent from birth.
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[WP] Walking home from school one day, you see an old game magazine poking out of a trashbag. Bored, you decide to take it. But when you flip to the end of the cheat codes, the last page has a section of unspecified codes. Curious, you attempt one in real life to find that you are now able to float.
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