/u/Kooky-Situation-99's posts

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They say there's more than one way to skin a cat. The jerk who ran mine over will see the same applies to their children.

2757 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I thought I outsmarted the genie when I wished to lose weight without losing any limbs or organs. But when my toddler dropped dead, I knew wasn't specific enough.

41 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They say the spots on the back of tigers' ears act like "false eyes" to discourage attacks from predators. I laughed until I met with what a tiger considered a predator.

34 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Worst Things Each Character Ever Did, Ron!

15 upvotes • r/KimPossible

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The worst things each character did, starting with Kim!

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"I was promised your first-born child," uttered the strange man while holding a dagger in hand. "Tonight, you will grant me that promise."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say there's more than one way to skin a cat. The jerk who ran mine over will see the same applies to their children.	2757	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I outsmarted the genie when I wished to lose weight without losing any limbs or organs. But when my toddler dropped dead, I knew wasn't specific enough.	41	TwoSentenceHorror
They say the spots on the back of tigers' ears act like "false eyes" to discourage attacks from predators. I laughed until I met with what a tiger considered a predator.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
Worst Things Each Character Ever Did, Ron!	15	KimPossible
The worst things each character did, starting with Kim!	7	KimPossible
"I was promised your first-born child," uttered the strange man while holding a dagger in hand. "Tonight, you will grant me that promise."	5	TwoSentenceHorror