/u/Kovera's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My son came in laughing after I asked him to check on his younger brother, so I asked what was so funny.

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Tonight was the night I decided to not run up the stairs after turning off the basement light.

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We always joked that Hell would freeze over if the Lions ever won the Superbowl.

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I realized the fan was on when my head hit the pillow.

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As I am told what I need to do, I can't help but think of idioms that I thought I'd never take literally.

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I can't say for sure what woke me up at 2 in the morning, but I'm grateful for it.

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I removed the wrap from the pallets when the time had come for the blitz.

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I turn the light off to the basement before my ascent of the stairs.

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Tired and ready to pass out, I cursed myself for leaving the door unlocked.

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I collapsed, sweating and smiling that the work was finally done.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son came in laughing after I asked him to check on his younger brother, so I asked what was so funny.	386
Tonight was the night I decided to not run up the stairs after turning off the basement light.	57
We always joked that Hell would freeze over if the Lions ever won the Superbowl.	42
I realized the fan was on when my head hit the pillow.	34
As I am told what I need to do, I can't help but think of idioms that I thought I'd never take literally.	24
I can't say for sure what woke me up at 2 in the morning, but I'm grateful for it.	22
I removed the wrap from the pallets when the time had come for the blitz.	17
I turn the light off to the basement before my ascent of the stairs.	16
Tired and ready to pass out, I cursed myself for leaving the door unlocked.	14
I collapsed, sweating and smiling that the work was finally done.	12