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“Grandma, what big eyes you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.

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The blood was still warm as it ran over his tongue and down his throat.

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“I hope you put the cat out,” my wife said as we went up to bed.

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She would moisturise at least twice a day, that’s how she kept her skin so beautifully soft.

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My best friend had always said that he wanted a Viking funeral.

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“No peeking,” whispered my mum as she led me through the house to where she’d hidden my birthday present.

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You know, I had my doubts when my wife said she wanted some friends for dinner.

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I was a little disconcerted to hear my wife’s phone ring.

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“I must say, that sandwich was delicious!”

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Little boy blue, come blow on your horn.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Grandma, what big eyes you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.	873
The blood was still warm as it ran over his tongue and down his throat.	65
“I hope you put the cat out,” my wife said as we went up to bed.	50
She would moisturise at least twice a day, that’s how she kept her skin so beautifully soft.	42
My best friend had always said that he wanted a Viking funeral.	26
“No peeking,” whispered my mum as she led me through the house to where she’d hidden my birthday present.	20
You know, I had my doubts when my wife said she wanted some friends for dinner.	16
I was a little disconcerted to hear my wife’s phone ring.	11
“I must say, that sandwich was delicious!”	6
Little boy blue, come blow on your horn.	6