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I bought a house and it didn’t cost me a dime.

315 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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My doctor told me to go on a diet, so I ate a sandwich for lunch.

159 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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It was on this day, my kind were killed by the thousand as the blade chopped them in half.

148 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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A bunch of men holding axes slowly approached me, so I tried to run away, but I couldn’t.

138 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I find my seat and awaited for the play to start.

50 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I did all the work, but my friend got all the credit.

49 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The first symptom of the incurable disease is that you start seeing double.

48 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The dark creature came towards me quickly with heavy footsteps, but I was able to stab it with my sword.

42 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Since his cloning machine won the science fair, it was a proud day for him.

31 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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The darkness poured over and there were at least a thousand of us trying to get away.

27 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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