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What has two legs in the morning, four legs in the afternoon and eight legs at night?

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The nanny cam would show the strange man slip in our son’s window.

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You know what the difference is between pink and purple?

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Jon looked over to Kate and said, “Would you like more Brandy?”

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I think i’ll let her sleep just a little longer.

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A part of me died with her.

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Someday, the universe won’t care who the most powerful people in history were.

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Sounds of the toy box opening and dumping on the floor woke me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What has two legs in the morning, four legs in the afternoon and eight legs at night?	440
The nanny cam would show the strange man slip in our son’s window.	82
You know what the difference is between pink and purple?	69
Jon looked over to Kate and said, “Would you like more Brandy?”	39
I think i’ll let her sleep just a little longer.	39
A part of me died with her.	30
Someday, the universe won’t care who the most powerful people in history were.	8
Sounds of the toy box opening and dumping on the floor woke me.	5