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Even though I swore to myself that I would never binge and purge ever again, here I am, crouched over the toilet bowl with two fingers shoved down my throat.

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I smiled happily as the warm sunshine bathed my face on this beautiful spring morning.

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I’m so lonely these days- I wish my kids could have stayed little babies forever.

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“No one’s ever satisfied me like that,” I panted, as I collapsed onto his chest.

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“I’ll be right out!” I say through the bathroom door, silently praying that this urgent little embarrassment wouldn’t completely spoil our first date.

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Father Brady’s eyes grew wide as I began to explain the new commandment that had been revealed to me by the Lord.

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“Jesus Christ, can’t you do anything to stop this?!” she screamed, as the disgusting things devoured everything in their path.

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“Little bitch is as fast as she is pretty”, Skeggs puffed to himself, knife in hand, as he darted after her into the dark alley.

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“Thousands of newly identified anti-American terrorists were captured today following a massive demonstration at the funeral of the President, the largest of its kind in years.”

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Why did they wait for Summerslam for this? A five minute borderline squash rehash of a way, way better match from last month's PPV?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Even though I swore to myself that I would never binge and purge ever again, here I am, crouched over the toilet bowl with two fingers shoved down my throat.	268	TwoSentenceHorror
I smiled happily as the warm sunshine bathed my face on this beautiful spring morning.	55	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m so lonely these days- I wish my kids could have stayed little babies forever.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
“No one’s ever satisfied me like that,” I panted, as I collapsed onto his chest.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
“I’ll be right out!” I say through the bathroom door, silently praying that this urgent little embarrassment wouldn’t completely spoil our first date.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
Father Brady’s eyes grew wide as I began to explain the new commandment that had been revealed to me by the Lord.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
“Jesus Christ, can’t you do anything to stop this?!” she screamed, as the disgusting things devoured everything in their path.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
“Little bitch is as fast as she is pretty”, Skeggs puffed to himself, knife in hand, as he darted after her into the dark alley.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
“Thousands of newly identified anti-American terrorists were captured today following a massive demonstration at the funeral of the President, the largest of its kind in years.”	2	TwoSentenceHorror
Why did they wait for Summerslam for this? A five minute borderline squash rehash of a way, way better match from last month's PPV?	1	Wrasslin