/u/LEYW's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was horrified to hear Billy’s school friend, who’d been over for a play date just last week, had measles, but not scared - we’d had him vaccinated of course.

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When I hit rock bottom none of my friends could help me.

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The maiden told the genie she wished to be famous, for generations of children to learn her name from their elders!

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As we sped towards the cliff, I ignored the screams and comforted myself that I had at least been a good mother.

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My darling husband, I love you and know you’ll understand why I’m standing here outside my office window, about to jump.

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After checking behind the doors, around the windows and behind the curtains, I was satisfied the giant asshole spider must have crawled back outside.

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After I killed myself I saw my mother, who hugged me and said I did the right thing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was horrified to hear Billy’s school friend, who’d been over for a play date just last week, had measles, but not scared - we’d had him vaccinated of course.	2824
When I hit rock bottom none of my friends could help me.	116
The maiden told the genie she wished to be famous, for generations of children to learn her name from their elders!	67
As we sped towards the cliff, I ignored the screams and comforted myself that I had at least been a good mother.	57
My darling husband, I love you and know you’ll understand why I’m standing here outside my office window, about to jump.	22
After checking behind the doors, around the windows and behind the curtains, I was satisfied the giant asshole spider must have crawled back outside.	15
After I killed myself I saw my mother, who hugged me and said I did the right thing.	4