/u/Lanky_Shirt_1739's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT22] None of my friends ever paid any attention to my ex-wife, but now that we’re divorcing I kind of get it.
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Even though I knew she couldn’t understand anymore, I tucked myself into Nana’s lap, sobbing because I couldn’t find my pet canary.
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[OCT22] The sunrise wedding had been his idea, and he’d personally attended to every detail, demanding only the best for his beloved daughter.
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When the hoard of spaceships landed, blanketing the globe, every nation on earth held its breath as they waited for the visitors to emerge.
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If all the framed accolades and degrees on the wall didn’t prove the chemist’s dedication, the way he poured himself into his work sure did.
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[OCT22] High on a cliff overlooking the sea, the groom’s family gathered for the wedding, whispering pleasurably about the fresh blood the bride would give their noble line, and licking their lips as they waited for her guests to arrive.
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