/u/Lapis_Lacooli's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Now that we've armed the teachers, our kids will be completely safe.

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The neighbor's kids have been picking blueberries from my bushes again.

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As I walked around in my backyard, I expected my boots to go only ankle-deep in the snow.

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I had managed to stockpile enough food to last me a month before the last grocery store shut down.

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I need to drink more water to get rid of this dehydration headache.

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There is a theory that the "afterlife" is just the last sensations you feel, but stretched out for eternity.

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The traffic was heavy enough that I couldn't move my car in the slightest.

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Everyone was horrified when human body parts started sprouting from the tree.

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[SEP22] With a body count in the millions, I'm the world's best serial killer.

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As an experienced dentist, I'm well accustomed to the basic procedures.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Now that we've armed the teachers, our kids will be completely safe.	78
The neighbor's kids have been picking blueberries from my bushes again.	49
As I walked around in my backyard, I expected my boots to go only ankle-deep in the snow.	41
I had managed to stockpile enough food to last me a month before the last grocery store shut down.	31
I need to drink more water to get rid of this dehydration headache.	28
There is a theory that the "afterlife" is just the last sensations you feel, but stretched out for eternity.	25
The traffic was heavy enough that I couldn't move my car in the slightest.	19
Everyone was horrified when human body parts started sprouting from the tree.	17
[SEP22] With a body count in the millions, I'm the world's best serial killer.	14
As an experienced dentist, I'm well accustomed to the basic procedures.	14