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“He has a gun!” I yelled into the receiver.

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[Mar22] As I opened the front door, I got a text saying “Turn on the news, quick!”

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I dumped my gf because she has a nipple ring.

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With the passing of this bill, all methods of abortion have been made illegal.

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Our local police station has found over 30 missing children over the past couple of years.

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When I closed my eyes, I was sitting onstage at the hypnotist's show.

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After my wife killed herself, I didn't think I could feel more heartbroken.

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After we found the 3rd victim with their skin flayed completely off, the FBI was notified to take over the case.

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It promised my best friend “unimaginable amounts of gold right before your eyes” if he let it free.

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I was furious that I managed to let a single survivor get away.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“He has a gun!” I yelled into the receiver.	6517
[Mar22] As I opened the front door, I got a text saying “Turn on the news, quick!”	2062
I dumped my gf because she has a nipple ring.	681
With the passing of this bill, all methods of abortion have been made illegal.	415
Our local police station has found over 30 missing children over the past couple of years.	376
When I closed my eyes, I was sitting onstage at the hypnotist's show.	231
After my wife killed herself, I didn't think I could feel more heartbroken.	210
After we found the 3rd victim with their skin flayed completely off, the FBI was notified to take over the case.	103
It promised my best friend “unimaginable amounts of gold right before your eyes” if he let it free.	93
I was furious that I managed to let a single survivor get away.	80