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Did you know that most octopuses can fit through a hole the size of a human eye?

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When my mom confessed to my dad that I wasn't his, I was relieved to hear he took it so well.

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5 months in, it was impossible to hide my belly bump from my friends and family who gleefully congratulate me.

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When I told my friend that I needed to do well on my exam, he gave me a pill that would help me focus and stay on task.

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My Tinder match suggested that we meet up at a café in a lesser-known part of town, where we spent hours talking and laughing over great coffee.

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The devil warned me that selling my soul would cause some degree of memory loss.

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"Vestigial structures are the parts of our body that we no longer need due to evolution - can someone give me an example?"

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As a lifelong germaphobe, I jumped at the genie's offer to fulfill one wish.

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As I massaged the shampoo into my hair, some of it dripped into my eyes and blinded me.

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"Our logs indicate that the specimen has escaped containment by bonding to one of our employees, and the building must be put on lockdown until it is located."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Did you know that most octopuses can fit through a hole the size of a human eye?	5017
When my mom confessed to my dad that I wasn't his, I was relieved to hear he took it so well.	2949
5 months in, it was impossible to hide my belly bump from my friends and family who gleefully congratulate me.	708
When I told my friend that I needed to do well on my exam, he gave me a pill that would help me focus and stay on task.	49
My Tinder match suggested that we meet up at a café in a lesser-known part of town, where we spent hours talking and laughing over great coffee.	44
The devil warned me that selling my soul would cause some degree of memory loss.	36
"Vestigial structures are the parts of our body that we no longer need due to evolution - can someone give me an example?"	35
As a lifelong germaphobe, I jumped at the genie's offer to fulfill one wish.	29
As I massaged the shampoo into my hair, some of it dripped into my eyes and blinded me.	24
"Our logs indicate that the specimen has escaped containment by bonding to one of our employees, and the building must be put on lockdown until it is located."	17