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As the zombie virus took hold, I knew I’d have to do the unthinkable and put down my wife and children.

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During the campaign, he promised to bring unemployment, hunger, crime and sickness down to 0%-not just here, but all over the world.

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When the ship appeared in our planet’s orbit and started sending signals to the surface, it took us three days to translate their signal.

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What a day, I finally got to go to Andy’s room and meet Woody, Buzz and the gang.

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I’m not a health nut or anything but nothing beats chopping up a vegetable for dinner.

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My time machine worked and I successfully went back and killed the man responsible for the Holocaust before he could ever cause trouble.

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is the world’s first working time machine and when I hit this button,we will all be transported through time in 3..2..1….

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the zombie virus took hold, I knew I’d have to do the unthinkable and put down my wife and children.	14
During the campaign, he promised to bring unemployment, hunger, crime and sickness down to 0%-not just here, but all over the world.	7
When the ship appeared in our planet’s orbit and started sending signals to the surface, it took us three days to translate their signal.	7
What a day, I finally got to go to Andy’s room and meet Woody, Buzz and the gang.	5
I’m not a health nut or anything but nothing beats chopping up a vegetable for dinner.	1
My time machine worked and I successfully went back and killed the man responsible for the Holocaust before he could ever cause trouble.	1
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the world’s first working time machine and when I hit this button,we will all be transported through time in 3..2..1….	1