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After breaking my wife’s skull open, slicing up her torso and removing all of her organs- I could find no trace of the alien parasite that was controlling her.

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He was a little older than I’d like, but he had money and he was still in decent shape for his age.

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“It’s ok kiddo, we just gotta do a quick x-ray to make sure there aren’t any spooky skeletons inside of you.”

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After 2 weeks straight of constant pain and discomfort, I’d have given anything to make my eye stop twitching.

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Clutching the monkey’s paw and looking around, my heart sank as I realized that my wish would not be granted.

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Panting, out of breath, tears in my eyes I ask “D…do you h-have any threes?”

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“Inside dogs stay INSIDE” I screamed as a swung the newspaper across his snout.

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Investing in children’s entertainment is the best decision my company’s ever made.

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The townspeople have known for years about the beast in the woods who eats children that wander too close to the tree line.

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Three days after His sacrifice, the stone rolled away and our lord Christ the redeemer returned!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After breaking my wife’s skull open, slicing up her torso and removing all of her organs- I could find no trace of the alien parasite that was controlling her.	5263
He was a little older than I’d like, but he had money and he was still in decent shape for his age.	2927
“It’s ok kiddo, we just gotta do a quick x-ray to make sure there aren’t any spooky skeletons inside of you.”	165
After 2 weeks straight of constant pain and discomfort, I’d have given anything to make my eye stop twitching.	110
Clutching the monkey’s paw and looking around, my heart sank as I realized that my wish would not be granted.	102
Panting, out of breath, tears in my eyes I ask “D…do you h-have any threes?”	41
“Inside dogs stay INSIDE” I screamed as a swung the newspaper across his snout.	25
Investing in children’s entertainment is the best decision my company’s ever made.	24
The townspeople have known for years about the beast in the woods who eats children that wander too close to the tree line.	23
Three days after His sacrifice, the stone rolled away and our lord Christ the redeemer returned!	15