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After I caught wind of her affair, she swore she would not be unfaithful again, crying, chasing me as I started the car.

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In 1994, when the channel tunnel was completed, everyone agreed that Britain was technically no more an island

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After sealing that deal, I thought of how much my brother would envy my life.

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When she saw my condoms fall of my pocket, she laughed at my failed attempt to get her in my bed.

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The wife died falling down the stairs.

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I was delighted when she delicately sat on my face. NSFW

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The shrooms were great, I feel lighter now.

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After my wife left me for that jewish guy, I was but a crying, shaking mess, looking at our wedding pictures.

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We claimed a moral victory, when the emperor invited us to enlighten him about our savior

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After I caught wind of her affair, she swore she would not be unfaithful again, crying, chasing me as I started the car.	337
In 1994, when the channel tunnel was completed, everyone agreed that Britain was technically no more an island	44
After sealing that deal, I thought of how much my brother would envy my life.	27
When she saw my condoms fall of my pocket, she laughed at my failed attempt to get her in my bed.	22
The wife died falling down the stairs.	20
I was delighted when she delicately sat on my face. NSFW	10
The shrooms were great, I feel lighter now.	6
After my wife left me for that jewish guy, I was but a crying, shaking mess, looking at our wedding pictures.	1
We claimed a moral victory, when the emperor invited us to enlighten him about our savior	1