/u/LeftHandedWave's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I woke up in the middle of the night, I heard Alexa speak.

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As I watched the ocean from my bus window, I thought "I need to go swimming".

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Feeling my bowels hurt, I ran to the toilet, while trying to think about what I ate to feel this bad.

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I thought the hardest part about the zombie apocalypse was going to be living in the city, so I ran into the woods.

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As I laid paralyzed on the floor, the worst thing wasn't the hundred of spiders.

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I was hiding behind the dresser in my room, as the monster was looking around for me.

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I was told something I would never forget.

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In all my years as a ninja, I knew the sword fight was going to be difficult.

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As I woke up in the black of night, I was still in my suit, and my back was sore from sleeping on the hardwood floor.

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My english professor says I'm bad at writing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I woke up in the middle of the night, I heard Alexa speak.	4938
As I watched the ocean from my bus window, I thought "I need to go swimming".	161
Feeling my bowels hurt, I ran to the toilet, while trying to think about what I ate to feel this bad.	69
I thought the hardest part about the zombie apocalypse was going to be living in the city, so I ran into the woods.	21
As I laid paralyzed on the floor, the worst thing wasn't the hundred of spiders.	19
I was hiding behind the dresser in my room, as the monster was looking around for me.	13
I was told something I would never forget.	10
In all my years as a ninja, I knew the sword fight was going to be difficult.	7
As I woke up in the black of night, I was still in my suit, and my back was sore from sleeping on the hardwood floor.	7
My english professor says I'm bad at writing.	6