/u/Lenore512's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

"Virgin sacrifice is defined as one that was never previously used in a ritual, not a person who is a virgin. " NSFW

1244 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I cut my tongue on an envelope and I was pretty sure it had gotten infected.

921 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

We just moved here and I already found a bunch of fun places to play.

37 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I've heard that tumors can have teeth, hair or even eyes.

25 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was surprised how calm and friendly he was when he offered to take me to dinner to show there were no hard feelings about the break-up.

18 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As we walked out of the pedestrian tunnel I turned back to check on my friend who had fallen behind and I stared in horror at what the sunlight revealed.

11 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The walls in my apartment complex are thin enough that I often hear random shouting next door, but it's muffled and he lives alone so I have no idea what he's always yelling about.

10 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I've worked at the same job for almost 40 years now, and I'll finally be able to retire soon.

4 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"I know you're a lab tech and this isn't your job, but our coworker had an emergency and I need you to teach this photography class."

4 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Virgin sacrifice is defined as one that was never previously used in a ritual, not a person who is a virgin. " NSFW	1244
I cut my tongue on an envelope and I was pretty sure it had gotten infected.	921
We just moved here and I already found a bunch of fun places to play.	37
I've heard that tumors can have teeth, hair or even eyes.	25
I was surprised how calm and friendly he was when he offered to take me to dinner to show there were no hard feelings about the break-up.	18
As we walked out of the pedestrian tunnel I turned back to check on my friend who had fallen behind and I stared in horror at what the sunlight revealed.	11
The walls in my apartment complex are thin enough that I often hear random shouting next door, but it's muffled and he lives alone so I have no idea what he's always yelling about.	10
I've worked at the same job for almost 40 years now, and I'll finally be able to retire soon.	4
"I know you're a lab tech and this isn't your job, but our coworker had an emergency and I need you to teach this photography class."	4