/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After months of slogging through the jungle following ancient maps, I finally made my way into the hidden room in the hidden tomb, filled with piles of treasure surrounding a solitary, desiccated husk.

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I decided that despite the horrors he had inflicted on me and mine, it was only decent that I bury my mortal enemy next to his wife.

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I showed my doctor a lump that I'd found on my testicle.

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The automated systems kept the city clean and running in peak form.

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When I bought the painting at the garage sale, the former owner warned me that the little devil hiding in the forest seemed to be in a different place every time you looked for it.

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I tried my best to explain to my son the amazing and wonderful circle of life in which we all take part.

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I was nearly an adult before I realized that my father was mad for believing that eating the hearts of our enemies would grant us their strength.

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My grandmother gave me an antique doll that she'd had as a child, for my birthday, and nobody believed me when I told them it was haunted.

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The candle on the mantle is a little too close to the painting and needs to be moved an inch or two to avoid starting a fire.

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As I examined the bodies of the cultists who'd killed themselves in anticipation of a coming apocalypse, there were two questions that haunted me:

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After months of slogging through the jungle following ancient maps, I finally made my way into the hidden room in the hidden tomb, filled with piles of treasure surrounding a solitary, desiccated husk.	57
I decided that despite the horrors he had inflicted on me and mine, it was only decent that I bury my mortal enemy next to his wife.	56
I showed my doctor a lump that I'd found on my testicle.	55
The automated systems kept the city clean and running in peak form.	55
When I bought the painting at the garage sale, the former owner warned me that the little devil hiding in the forest seemed to be in a different place every time you looked for it.	55
I tried my best to explain to my son the amazing and wonderful circle of life in which we all take part.	54
I was nearly an adult before I realized that my father was mad for believing that eating the hearts of our enemies would grant us their strength.	52
My grandmother gave me an antique doll that she'd had as a child, for my birthday, and nobody believed me when I told them it was haunted.	52
The candle on the mantle is a little too close to the painting and needs to be moved an inch or two to avoid starting a fire.	50
As I examined the bodies of the cultists who'd killed themselves in anticipation of a coming apocalypse, there were two questions that haunted me:	49