/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I made a point not to read the incantation aloud, since the text warned that doing so would let the demon invade the mortal realm.

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At a bar one day, I ran into a drunk angel, so I asked him what heaven was like.

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My boss likes to show off his highly illegal collection of 'shrunken heads' that he's smuggled back to the country from his business trips to Peru.

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The transfer of power to our new alien overlords actually went surprisingly smoothly.

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After grandpa's death, we were horrified to find the secret room in the basement where he'd kept his eldest son, our 'secret' uncle, locked away for decades.

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The 'Lazarus' experiment was a remarkable success, and I smiled at the sight of my wife's eyes opening once more.

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The fact that the victim's organs were removed with surgical precision, and while they were still alive, weren't what bothered me.

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When they cut away our arms and legs, I assumed that the aliens were going to devour us.

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Following the ritual in the book carefully, I managed to summon a demon that was known to buy human souls for wealth and power.

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After twenty years hiding in the bunker, I slipped out while dad was asleep, wearing the hazmat suit, and asked the first stranger I met how much of civilization had survived the plague.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I made a point not to read the incantation aloud, since the text warned that doing so would let the demon invade the mortal realm.	6853
At a bar one day, I ran into a drunk angel, so I asked him what heaven was like.	5620
My boss likes to show off his highly illegal collection of 'shrunken heads' that he's smuggled back to the country from his business trips to Peru.	4595
The transfer of power to our new alien overlords actually went surprisingly smoothly.	3834
After grandpa's death, we were horrified to find the secret room in the basement where he'd kept his eldest son, our 'secret' uncle, locked away for decades.	3316
The 'Lazarus' experiment was a remarkable success, and I smiled at the sight of my wife's eyes opening once more.	2556
The fact that the victim's organs were removed with surgical precision, and while they were still alive, weren't what bothered me.	2112
When they cut away our arms and legs, I assumed that the aliens were going to devour us.	2069
Following the ritual in the book carefully, I managed to summon a demon that was known to buy human souls for wealth and power.	980
After twenty years hiding in the bunker, I slipped out while dad was asleep, wearing the hazmat suit, and asked the first stranger I met how much of civilization had survived the plague.	904