/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew that spending the night working in the ward with all of the patients in persistent vegetative states would be creepy.

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I try not to laugh every time my neighbor talks about communing with the spirit of his dead wife.

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When you get into the exorcism business, one of the first things you learn is that there are certain sigils you can tattoo onto your body to keep demons and other malevolent spirits out.

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Less than one person in a thousand has any kind of psychic gift, and of those, less than one in five thousand can see the future.

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When the time machine appeared in my front yard I was stunned, and my first question to the people who climbed out was why they had chosen this time and place to visit.

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With the planet on the verge of disaster, we were thrilled when aliens showed up promising to save everyone they could.

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It took years of work, but we finally developed a cure to the most easily transmittable, aggressive, and uncontainable plague that the world has ever seen.

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When mother died, we were faced with the monumental task of cleaning out the house she'd been hoarding in for four decades.

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I had to kill my wife, when I realized that she'd replaced our child with one of her 'synthetic human' creations.

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Unable to contain the monster I become each night, and knowing that killing me will only transfer the curse to him, my son did the only thing he could think to do.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew that spending the night working in the ward with all of the patients in persistent vegetative states would be creepy.	897
I try not to laugh every time my neighbor talks about communing with the spirit of his dead wife.	813
When you get into the exorcism business, one of the first things you learn is that there are certain sigils you can tattoo onto your body to keep demons and other malevolent spirits out.	801
Less than one person in a thousand has any kind of psychic gift, and of those, less than one in five thousand can see the future.	788
When the time machine appeared in my front yard I was stunned, and my first question to the people who climbed out was why they had chosen this time and place to visit.	762
With the planet on the verge of disaster, we were thrilled when aliens showed up promising to save everyone they could.	679
It took years of work, but we finally developed a cure to the most easily transmittable, aggressive, and uncontainable plague that the world has ever seen.	604
When mother died, we were faced with the monumental task of cleaning out the house she'd been hoarding in for four decades.	579
I had to kill my wife, when I realized that she'd replaced our child with one of her 'synthetic human' creations.	555
Unable to contain the monster I become each night, and knowing that killing me will only transfer the curse to him, my son did the only thing he could think to do.	546