/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The man who sold me the lamp warned me to choose my words carefully lest the genie twist my wishes into something terrible.

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I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know my name.

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Sixteen hours after our son went missing, his kidnapper called.

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"There's my precious baby boy!" she cooed at me as I opened my eyes.

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"We figured out, years ago, that the servant class works harder and produces more if they think they can earn their way into the upper classes."

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When I woke up, frightened and confused, the nurse held my hand and explained that I was about to undergo an emergency heart transplant.

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My girlfriend says that the reason my cat stares at the corner of the room is because someone must've died in this house and the cat is the only one who can see their ghost.

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I always knew that my parents loved the dog, my 'furry brother,' more than me.

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The strange sickness that wiped out my village somehow, miraculously, left me untouched.

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When the aliens arrived, they initiated contact by gifting us with amazing new technologies and cures to all of our diseases.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The man who sold me the lamp warned me to choose my words carefully lest the genie twist my wishes into something terrible.	533
I'm in love with a girl who doesn't even know my name.	513
Sixteen hours after our son went missing, his kidnapper called.	499
"There's my precious baby boy!" she cooed at me as I opened my eyes.	482
"We figured out, years ago, that the servant class works harder and produces more if they think they can earn their way into the upper classes."	477
When I woke up, frightened and confused, the nurse held my hand and explained that I was about to undergo an emergency heart transplant.	471
My girlfriend says that the reason my cat stares at the corner of the room is because someone must've died in this house and the cat is the only one who can see their ghost.	468
I always knew that my parents loved the dog, my 'furry brother,' more than me.	415
The strange sickness that wiped out my village somehow, miraculously, left me untouched.	385
When the aliens arrived, they initiated contact by gifting us with amazing new technologies and cures to all of our diseases.	379