/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After the time traveler explained the devastation that would soon wipe out most of humanity and leave the rest of us in a radioactive wasteland, I asked him what the plan was to stop it.

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My wife hired a homeless drifter to break into our house and kill me in my sleep.

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Dozens of us managed to swim free when the boat sank, but as we swam towards the distant shore, person after person gave in to exhaustion and sank beneath the waves.

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I was given a choice: to reign in hell, or serve in heaven.

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The government told us that they'd found a new planet, where the starving masses could build new lives for themselves.

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Inspired by the story of Patch Adams, I started wearing a clown suit at work to bring some levity and joy to those around me.

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When my mother's dementia took her from us, I thought that losing one's mind must be the worst fate imaginable.

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When you treat as many mentally disturbed individuals as I do, you're going to run into a few who claim to be able to predict your death.

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When I joined the ancient, mysterious, and evil fraternal order, I expected to learn terrible secrets and participate in bizarre rituals, possibly even human sacrifice.

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Nothing I've ever experienced was as awful as the shame I felt when I traded my son to clear my debt.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After the time traveler explained the devastation that would soon wipe out most of humanity and leave the rest of us in a radioactive wasteland, I asked him what the plan was to stop it.	376
My wife hired a homeless drifter to break into our house and kill me in my sleep.	365
Dozens of us managed to swim free when the boat sank, but as we swam towards the distant shore, person after person gave in to exhaustion and sank beneath the waves.	332
I was given a choice: to reign in hell, or serve in heaven.	305
The government told us that they'd found a new planet, where the starving masses could build new lives for themselves.	293
Inspired by the story of Patch Adams, I started wearing a clown suit at work to bring some levity and joy to those around me.	284
When my mother's dementia took her from us, I thought that losing one's mind must be the worst fate imaginable.	276
When you treat as many mentally disturbed individuals as I do, you're going to run into a few who claim to be able to predict your death.	262
When I joined the ancient, mysterious, and evil fraternal order, I expected to learn terrible secrets and participate in bizarre rituals, possibly even human sacrifice.	250
Nothing I've ever experienced was as awful as the shame I felt when I traded my son to clear my debt.	249