/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Once a year, the family gets together for the traditional day of celebration, playing with, then tearing open the colorfully wrapped gifts that find their way to our doorstep and gorging ourselves on their delicious contents.

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The aliens that finally visited our world wanted, more than anything, to really understand us despite our seemingly insurmountable differences.

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Every fifty years or so, my extended family gets together and chooses one child to carry the family curse, so that the rest can live a normal life, free from the twisted compulsions.

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As the man with the knife ran towards me screaming, I aimed my gun and put my last two bullets in his head.

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"This new technology allows you to visit a perfect simulation of your deceased beloved whenever you want, and for as long as you want."

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My dad used to spend hours telling me stories about how strangers in vans drove around picking up stray children and selling them into a life of slavery.

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I waited just outside the cave as the novice spelunkers tentatively made their way down into the waiting darkness.

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The monster wearing my girlfriend's face panted heavily as it stared at itself in the mirror.

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My night babysitting for the Rogers was pretty typical, with a few board games, some stories, and then the kids wanted to play act like grownups.

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"We were surprised and delighted to find that we could survive on this alien soil by forming a symbiotic relationship with these 'humans'."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Once a year, the family gets together for the traditional day of celebration, playing with, then tearing open the colorfully wrapped gifts that find their way to our doorstep and gorging ourselves on their delicious contents.	248
The aliens that finally visited our world wanted, more than anything, to really understand us despite our seemingly insurmountable differences.	246
Every fifty years or so, my extended family gets together and chooses one child to carry the family curse, so that the rest can live a normal life, free from the twisted compulsions.	222
As the man with the knife ran towards me screaming, I aimed my gun and put my last two bullets in his head.	199
"This new technology allows you to visit a perfect simulation of your deceased beloved whenever you want, and for as long as you want."	197
My dad used to spend hours telling me stories about how strangers in vans drove around picking up stray children and selling them into a life of slavery.	190
I waited just outside the cave as the novice spelunkers tentatively made their way down into the waiting darkness.	185
The monster wearing my girlfriend's face panted heavily as it stared at itself in the mirror.	172
My night babysitting for the Rogers was pretty typical, with a few board games, some stories, and then the kids wanted to play act like grownups.	170
"We were surprised and delighted to find that we could survive on this alien soil by forming a symbiotic relationship with these 'humans'."	170