/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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This morning, my dog ran up to me, tail wagging, and dropped a severed human hand at my feet.

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At the eleventh hour, an alien race appeared and gifted humanity with the solution to all of our problems.

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Sheila sobbed to the detective her unbelievable story about how someone was breaking into her house and stealing her photos and her underwear despite her changing the locks and setting up an alarm.

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I'm ninety percent sure that my sister is the one who arranged for our parents' tragic demise.

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The soldier who had strapped the foreigner to the altar tried to catch my attention, but I pushed past him and, with my obsidian blade, cut his still beating heart from his chest in honor of our god.

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When I told the genie which historical figure I wanted to meet, I probably should have specified that I wanted him brought back to life.

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All I've ever wanted in life is for someone to see and understand who I am and love me anyway.

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"So do you rescue kidnapping victims for the reward?" I asked as my savior drove away from the shack he'd just busted me out of.

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An emergency message piped to every home in the county sent us all running for the community shelter to avoid an aggressive disease that the CDC told us was coming our way.

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I'm not the first person to develop a teratoma with teeth and hair and various other bodily tissues.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This morning, my dog ran up to me, tail wagging, and dropped a severed human hand at my feet.	39
At the eleventh hour, an alien race appeared and gifted humanity with the solution to all of our problems.	39
Sheila sobbed to the detective her unbelievable story about how someone was breaking into her house and stealing her photos and her underwear despite her changing the locks and setting up an alarm.	38
I'm ninety percent sure that my sister is the one who arranged for our parents' tragic demise.	38
The soldier who had strapped the foreigner to the altar tried to catch my attention, but I pushed past him and, with my obsidian blade, cut his still beating heart from his chest in honor of our god.	37
When I told the genie which historical figure I wanted to meet, I probably should have specified that I wanted him brought back to life.	37
All I've ever wanted in life is for someone to see and understand who I am and love me anyway.	36
"So do you rescue kidnapping victims for the reward?" I asked as my savior drove away from the shack he'd just busted me out of.	36
An emergency message piped to every home in the county sent us all running for the community shelter to avoid an aggressive disease that the CDC told us was coming our way.	36
I'm not the first person to develop a teratoma with teeth and hair and various other bodily tissues.	36