/u/LeodFitz's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew when we got married that my wife took our vows much more seriously than most people.

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I spent years building my shelter and stocking it so that I could survive whatever apocalypse might befall the rest of the human race.

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This was not the first time that an older, wealthier man had hired me to check on the fidelity of his young, beautiful wife.

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After six months alone on the island, I'm desperate to find another human.

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Every night I lie in bed reading a book until I fall asleep.

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"Sweetie, I know you didn't mean to hurt anyone, but people aren't like dolls....

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After Clyde's murder, it took the police a week to find his body.

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Every year, for Christmas, I always ask for the same thing.

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Another one of my neighbors was hacked to pieces last night.

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My new girlfriend is insistent that she wants to know all about my dating history.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew when we got married that my wife took our vows much more seriously than most people.	33
I spent years building my shelter and stocking it so that I could survive whatever apocalypse might befall the rest of the human race.	33
This was not the first time that an older, wealthier man had hired me to check on the fidelity of his young, beautiful wife.	33
After six months alone on the island, I'm desperate to find another human.	32
Every night I lie in bed reading a book until I fall asleep.	32
"Sweetie, I know you didn't mean to hurt anyone, but people aren't like dolls....	32
After Clyde's murder, it took the police a week to find his body.	31
Every year, for Christmas, I always ask for the same thing.	30
Another one of my neighbors was hacked to pieces last night.	30
My new girlfriend is insistent that she wants to know all about my dating history.	29