/u/Lepke2011's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I guess being stuck in a blackhole isn't all that bad", he thought to himself, as he drifted through the dark void.

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"There's no time for the bomb squad to get there, but this is a pretty amateurish bomb, so just cut the red wire." the bomb tech told me over the Zoom chat with 10 seconds to spare.

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My wife has such great taste.

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You wouldn't think that someone could help change the world by working at the DMV.

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The now former CEO unpacked his belongings on his private island and carefully went over his new identity, committing all the pertinent details to memory.

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A deep-sea survey conducted by the University of Tokyo in 2022 found the long-lost American WWII submarine, USS Albacore.

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You might think that being stuck in a 15-second time loop would be the worst thing that could possibly happen to you.

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When my husband told me the number of women he had murdered over the years I knew I would need to end his life.

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In the future, we all become immortal.

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The genie granted him his final wish, which was to experience the life and times of his most interesting ancestor.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I guess being stuck in a blackhole isn't all that bad", he thought to himself, as he drifted through the dark void.	462
"There's no time for the bomb squad to get there, but this is a pretty amateurish bomb, so just cut the red wire." the bomb tech told me over the Zoom chat with 10 seconds to spare.	111
My wife has such great taste.	87
You wouldn't think that someone could help change the world by working at the DMV.	87
The now former CEO unpacked his belongings on his private island and carefully went over his new identity, committing all the pertinent details to memory.	67
A deep-sea survey conducted by the University of Tokyo in 2022 found the long-lost American WWII submarine, USS Albacore.	57
You might think that being stuck in a 15-second time loop would be the worst thing that could possibly happen to you.	57
When my husband told me the number of women he had murdered over the years I knew I would need to end his life.	32
In the future, we all become immortal.	18
The genie granted him his final wish, which was to experience the life and times of his most interesting ancestor.	16