/u/Lepke2011's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He assured me if anything went wrong, he'd take care of me.

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I saw the look of pride on my son's face as he showed me what he had done with a huge smile across his face.

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"You can get an arrest for going too fast."

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We placed another nut job, John Doe 83, with the other 80 or so in the ward that handles people who think they're Jesus or Napolean or God knows what.

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I invented a device that I irreversibly implanted into my own brain to make it so I can understand what my cat is saying!

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I decided to greatly increase the payout on her life insurance policy.

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It seemed a simple and innocent enough request; "I wish my hair would grow back," he asked of the Jinn.

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I donated blood today and I'm never doing that again.

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I always carry a thing of Narcan on me, just in case I need to do a good deed and save a poor soul's life.

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My heart sank when my neighbor told me his son was on life support after an attempted suicide.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He assured me if anything went wrong, he'd take care of me.	1
I saw the look of pride on my son's face as he showed me what he had done with a huge smile across his face.	1
"You can get an arrest for going too fast."	1
We placed another nut job, John Doe 83, with the other 80 or so in the ward that handles people who think they're Jesus or Napolean or God knows what.	1
I invented a device that I irreversibly implanted into my own brain to make it so I can understand what my cat is saying!	1
I decided to greatly increase the payout on her life insurance policy.	1
It seemed a simple and innocent enough request; "I wish my hair would grow back," he asked of the Jinn.	1
I donated blood today and I'm never doing that again.	1
I always carry a thing of Narcan on me, just in case I need to do a good deed and save a poor soul's life.	1
My heart sank when my neighbor told me his son was on life support after an attempted suicide.	1