WritingPrompts

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[WP] “I’m sorry, that will have to wait until the next scheduled meeting. The session you are talking about meets every fifth Saturday in February from 12:15-1:00 AM”	10
[SP] The High Epic Fantasy version of bringing in all the groceries in, in just one trip.	10
[WP] We may or may not have “True Names” in this world, but we have DNA, usernames, social security and phone numbers. And also that thing where your mother is angry and calls you by your full name.	9
[WP] You are the reason why oatmeal cookies are required to have raisins in them. You haven't done much else, but you are proud of that.	9
[WP] You know that secret Assassin we unfreeze every decade or so for the "special" assignments? I just realized we sent him out and I don't know who forgot to tell him about the Internet, but he clearly didn't understand what I was talking about when I talked to him about his target's social media.	9
[SP] You suddenly realize you are the “Before” person in a commercial for a company that sells various household goods.	9
[WP] IRS Code Part 1 Section 82.452-8 Tax regulations regarding declaring Income gained from magical wishes, spontaneous generation, and any other form of Reality Warping not otherwise covered.	9
[WP] I can grant you your greatest Wish, but you will have to give up that which you hold most dear. …You know how this goes, I can’t keep playing Fetch with you unless you let me have the ball!	9
[WP] The Magic School Bus spends its summers as a City Commuter Bus	9
[SP] "I wasn't smart enough to get it right. I was only smart enough to see all the reasons why it wasn't my fault."	8

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