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[WP] The Mind Reader has been playing a game of chess with the Future Seer. I say “playing”, it’s been an hour but no one has moved a piece.

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[WP] I read the government mandated “Nutritional Facts” information on the back of a bottle of a magic potion. The parts of it I could understand were very informative.

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[WP] A National Geographic narrator describing a person slowly getting out of bed.

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[WP] The genie was getting tired of waiting for me to make up my mind… and then he found the “wish list” on my computer.

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[WP] We need to change our password! Ever since that burger food truck across the street started selling "Open-Sesame" seed buns on their burgers we have had, like, seven people accidently wander into our cave!

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[WP] A big problem with the world is that certain people are never suddenly hit by bolts of lightning. At least, that’s how it’s always been.

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[WP] Great. Now I have to explain to them why Humans don’t have Exoskeletons, that our soft parts are on the outside and bones are on the inside.

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[SP] The pre-flight safety announcement for a Flying Carpet.

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[WP] General, please explain to me why, with the entire continent at War; you have our Dragons flying supplies in, our Golems sitting around in lines making those "Tanks", our Talking Mice sitting around in care packages meant for the Enemy, and why the Chosen One's not slaying monsters.

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[SP] there is no seriousness just kidding

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[WP] The Mind Reader has been playing a game of chess with the Future Seer. I say “playing”, it’s been an hour but no one has moved a piece.	5
[WP] I read the government mandated “Nutritional Facts” information on the back of a bottle of a magic potion. The parts of it I could understand were very informative.	5
[WP] A National Geographic narrator describing a person slowly getting out of bed.	5
[WP] The genie was getting tired of waiting for me to make up my mind… and then he found the “wish list” on my computer.	5
[WP] We need to change our password! Ever since that burger food truck across the street started selling "Open-Sesame" seed buns on their burgers we have had, like, seven people accidently wander into our cave!	5
[WP] A big problem with the world is that certain people are never suddenly hit by bolts of lightning. At least, that’s how it’s always been.	5
[WP] Great. Now I have to explain to them why Humans don’t have Exoskeletons, that our soft parts are on the outside and bones are on the inside.	4
[SP] The pre-flight safety announcement for a Flying Carpet.	4
[WP] General, please explain to me why, with the entire continent at War; you have our Dragons flying supplies in, our Golems sitting around in lines making those "Tanks", our Talking Mice sitting around in care packages meant for the Enemy, and why the Chosen One's not slaying monsters.	4
[SP] there is no seriousness just kidding	4