WritingPrompts

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[WP] Uh, guys? Bad News. A Dark Lord is coming to conquer our world, and he MAY be under the impression that major fast food franchises are the ruling dynasties controlling the world…	16
[WP] One of the surprisingly useful parts of being in a Universe running on video game logic was knowing who would be cut off speaking by reading the subtitles. Assassins still don’t know why they can’t catch me off guard.	15
[WP] Turns out it’s pretty hard to teach a friend to drive when they have never seen a car before. And when they have hooves instead of ankles.	15
[WP] I spend my immortal life setting up conspiracies and leaving clues for future generations, but none of the right paintings and art end up being famous!	15
[WP] I’ve been getting spam messages from my demon summoning circle. They don’t stop coming, so I decided to have some fun with my responses.	14
[WP] Turns out when she said he could be killed with a silver bullet he wasn’t technically lying, but was making us think we needed more rare and expensive equipment. That’s how she has survived so long.	14
[WP] The fairies had a much easier time understanding money, stocks, and cryptocurrency once I explained to them it was all powered by belief… I think I need to speak to my financial agent about my investments.	14
[WP] The dragon had spent their whole life thinking of everything as a transaction. Now it’s their first date and they really want to make a good impression, but it’s harder than they thought.	14
[EU] It took you less than an hour to realize you had mixed up Park Ranger and Power Ranger on that Job Application.	14
[WP] Some beaches have groups of Sea Lions, but our town have Mermaids hanging out on the Piers. Bit of a local nuisance, but good for tourism. Just don't get too close.	14

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