/u/Lexicham's posts
[WP] A big problem with the world is that certain people are never suddenly hit by bolts of lightning. At least, that’s how it’s always been.
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[WP] We need to change our password! Ever since that burger food truck across the street started selling "Open-Sesame" seed buns on their burgers we have had, like, seven people accidently wander into our cave!
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[WP] Instead of a great journey via wagon and walking, I took my adventuring friends through my local airport, they didn’t believe such heavy things could really fly. It was only when I watched the Paladin Orc approach security that I realized we probably should have checked our swords as luggage.
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[WP] The Ancient Conspiracy's Intelligence based Secret Method of joining has just had its answer sheet posted online but none of the High Ranking Members want to change the test.
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[WP] The genie was getting tired of waiting for me to make up my mind… and then he found the “wish list” on my computer.
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[WP] Turns out, the workaholic father only spent the day with his daughter because her “imaginary” friend paid him to. At least they learned the value of Time.
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[WP] I tried to invite the new vampire neighbors over for a BBQ, but I think I shouldn’t have told them we were preparing “steaks”.
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[WP] General, please explain to me why, with the entire continent at War; you have our Dragons flying supplies in, our Golems sitting around in lines making those "Tanks", our Talking Mice sitting around in care packages meant for the Enemy, and why the Chosen One's not slaying monsters.
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