/u/LiberryBanaSmoothie's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Soon this pain will come to an end," I thought as I tied the noose securely to the tree branch.

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[SEP2020] "Don't even try asking me to break my oath for you.

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The easiest way to find my next victim is through the Internet.

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I've always heard that souls don't die.

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I always emphasize the importance of good skin care.

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I'm sure people would think I'm weird for eating a bar of soap.

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[SEP2020] "Don't even try begging me for money.

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My last will says I should be cremated.

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I'm not a murderer.

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There's an empty hearse sitting outside my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Soon this pain will come to an end," I thought as I tied the noose securely to the tree branch.	275
[SEP2020] "Don't even try asking me to break my oath for you.	159
The easiest way to find my next victim is through the Internet.	40
I've always heard that souls don't die.	32
I always emphasize the importance of good skin care.	28
I'm sure people would think I'm weird for eating a bar of soap.	25
[SEP2020] "Don't even try begging me for money.	20
My last will says I should be cremated.	17
I'm not a murderer.	17
There's an empty hearse sitting outside my house.	13