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Watching my light flicker, I joked “sorry, I don’t know Morse code.”

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Everyone always worries about the monster under their bed, but there’s nothing there.

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My parents asked if my imaginary friend told me to kill everyone, but I assured them he didn’t.

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I sometimes tell people online that I’m behind them, and I sometimes get responses such as “you couldn’t be, I’m in bed.”

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People always told me sex was one of the best feelings you could have.

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My husband brought our daughter home from school.

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I killed my family to save them from slow starvation.

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I dislike letting my limbs extend beyond the boundaries of the bed.

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Everyone who came to my party complimented me on my decorations.

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I’m not sure what the worst part of my best friends death is.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Watching my light flicker, I joked “sorry, I don’t know Morse code.”	461
Everyone always worries about the monster under their bed, but there’s nothing there.	160
My parents asked if my imaginary friend told me to kill everyone, but I assured them he didn’t.	121
I sometimes tell people online that I’m behind them, and I sometimes get responses such as “you couldn’t be, I’m in bed.”	53
People always told me sex was one of the best feelings you could have.	50
My husband brought our daughter home from school.	41
I killed my family to save them from slow starvation.	37
I dislike letting my limbs extend beyond the boundaries of the bed.	36
Everyone who came to my party complimented me on my decorations.	35
I’m not sure what the worst part of my best friends death is.	34