/u/LilithImmaculate's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I always wanted to be a star

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The nurse told me a blood test wouldn't hurt

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After a crazy night of drinking, she said her boyfriend wouldn't care if she slept with another girl

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My entire Forensic Studies class yawned in boredom as I gave my presentation on geotaphonomy.

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I encouraged the mother to cry over the loss of her first born as I hugged her on her doorstep after delivering the news.

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As security removed me from the plane for my bomb joke, I remorsefully glanced back at my husband as he got comfortable in his seat.

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I paid the restoration company almost 22k to fix the abandoned house I had blindly bought

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My dad always forbid me from going into the basement, but as a rebellious teenager I did

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No matter what I did, my cat kept finding ways into my newborns cot in the middle of the night.

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He told me if I wanted to leave, I could

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I always wanted to be a star	186
The nurse told me a blood test wouldn't hurt	181
After a crazy night of drinking, she said her boyfriend wouldn't care if she slept with another girl	140
My entire Forensic Studies class yawned in boredom as I gave my presentation on geotaphonomy.	126
I encouraged the mother to cry over the loss of her first born as I hugged her on her doorstep after delivering the news.	37
As security removed me from the plane for my bomb joke, I remorsefully glanced back at my husband as he got comfortable in his seat.	32
I paid the restoration company almost 22k to fix the abandoned house I had blindly bought	20
My dad always forbid me from going into the basement, but as a rebellious teenager I did	16
No matter what I did, my cat kept finding ways into my newborns cot in the middle of the night.	10
He told me if I wanted to leave, I could	7