/u/Lilliththevampire's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A few weeks after my child dissappeared, I got calls from police in a half dozen states saying they'd found him.

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Yesterday I came out of the closet.

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After I got the projector working, I was able to see the home movies my late grandparents had made.

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Usually, my dad doesn't care that he injured me during a beating.

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"Ah, the only two certainties in life: death, and taxes!" he chuckled.

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I saw a robin on the lawn having an awful time trying to pull what appeared to be a particularly large worm out of the ground.

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My mom says they don't exist, but there's one right above me.

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The damned manager has us constantly wet our brushes between our lips to point them.

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The doctors discovered that my disabled daughter is brilliant, and they've given her a specially adapted computer to communicate with.

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I passed myself as I left my home this morning, but neither of me were terribly shocked by it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A few weeks after my child dissappeared, I got calls from police in a half dozen states saying they'd found him.	3688
Yesterday I came out of the closet.	501
After I got the projector working, I was able to see the home movies my late grandparents had made.	420
Usually, my dad doesn't care that he injured me during a beating.	411
"Ah, the only two certainties in life: death, and taxes!" he chuckled.	317
I saw a robin on the lawn having an awful time trying to pull what appeared to be a particularly large worm out of the ground.	254
My mom says they don't exist, but there's one right above me.	229
The damned manager has us constantly wet our brushes between our lips to point them.	223
The doctors discovered that my disabled daughter is brilliant, and they've given her a specially adapted computer to communicate with.	188
I passed myself as I left my home this morning, but neither of me were terribly shocked by it.	148