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"There we go, all fixed up" the surgeon smiled as he removed the last nail from my face and checked my vitals.

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"Come out and enjoy the beautiful day with us!"

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Momma always told me that if I was lost to seek help from a family with kids.

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As the world's top linguist and scientist finally translated the alien marker that had been found in orbit around earth since prehistoric times, there were no celebrations.

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After centuries of research through metaphysical planes and interdimensionsal travel, we finally found ourselves at heaven's door, where our team eagerly went to knock on the pearly gates.

193 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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As my bestfriend of ten years exited the funhouse, I passed him a pen to sign my cast.

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As I placed my gun against my temple, I found solace in the fact that whatever they planned to do to me would only be done to a lifeless corpse. NSFW

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"Throw enough of them and one will eventually stick to the wall"

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As the party drew to a close, all his loved ones and friends gathered to wish him a happy birthday as his blew out the 100th candle on his beautiful layered cake.

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According to Daniel Marston in his book The Pacific War, he mentions that the Japanese strategy against the U.S. was to escalate the material and moral costs of the war so that the U.S. would capitulate.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There we go, all fixed up" the surgeon smiled as he removed the last nail from my face and checked my vitals.	1099	TwoSentenceHorror
"Come out and enjoy the beautiful day with us!"	902	TwoSentenceHorror
Momma always told me that if I was lost to seek help from a family with kids.	489	TwoSentenceHorror
As the world's top linguist and scientist finally translated the alien marker that had been found in orbit around earth since prehistoric times, there were no celebrations.	381	TwoSentenceHorror
After centuries of research through metaphysical planes and interdimensionsal travel, we finally found ourselves at heaven's door, where our team eagerly went to knock on the pearly gates.	193	TwoSentenceComedy
As my bestfriend of ten years exited the funhouse, I passed him a pen to sign my cast.	117	TwoSentenceHorror
As I placed my gun against my temple, I found solace in the fact that whatever they planned to do to me would only be done to a lifeless corpse. NSFW	116	TwoSentenceHorror
"Throw enough of them and one will eventually stick to the wall"	57	TwoSentenceHorror
As the party drew to a close, all his loved ones and friends gathered to wish him a happy birthday as his blew out the 100th candle on his beautiful layered cake.	43	TwoSentenceSadness
According to Daniel Marston in his book The Pacific War, he mentions that the Japanese strategy against the U.S. was to escalate the material and moral costs of the war so that the U.S. would capitulate.	20	AskHistorians