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Jesus finally returned in 2022, and millions fell to his feet in praise.

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Home Invader left us a terrifying message.

67 upvotes • r/nosleep
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Are you an ass clown?

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We built the robots to help us alleviate all human suffering in the future.

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Some people call me an alcoholic because I have to drink bourbon and coke every day just to get by.

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Growing up I always thought our house was haunted because every night, while I tried to sleep, I would hear strange whispers.

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My son has always been obsessed with Batman.

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My best friend is coming for a sleep over tonight.

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“Honey, don’t freak out, but I was doing some research and I just learned that we are living in Charles Manson’s childhood home” my husband said.

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Gravity truly is an oppressive prick. NSFW

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