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My new Wiccan girlfriend just introduced me to her coven.

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John invited me over for dinner, I’m so glad he finally left his wife!

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She cried for weeks, she wouldn’t eat & and she swore she’d never forgive me for what I’d done to her.

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I held her hand tightly, not wanting to let go.

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Why didn’t your chili win the gold?

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Our bond has never been stronger, and I will love him forever.

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I knew my wife would be upset that I got another woman pregnant, but she didn’t even yell or scream and it’s been 2 years.

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The worst part wasn’t the way she looked at me when she found out what I really was, it was that she clawed her own eyes out after.

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I’m so glad my ex-wife is enjoying her new home and her new breast implants, that I paid for with alimony.

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The ghosts of Christmas showed me the only way that I, an underage, crack addicted hooker, on the streets for 2 years now, could get back on my feet and turn my life around.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My new Wiccan girlfriend just introduced me to her coven.	15
John invited me over for dinner, I’m so glad he finally left his wife!	11
She cried for weeks, she wouldn’t eat & and she swore she’d never forgive me for what I’d done to her.	9
I held her hand tightly, not wanting to let go.	8
Why didn’t your chili win the gold?	8
Our bond has never been stronger, and I will love him forever.	7
I knew my wife would be upset that I got another woman pregnant, but she didn’t even yell or scream and it’s been 2 years.	7
The worst part wasn’t the way she looked at me when she found out what I really was, it was that she clawed her own eyes out after.	7
I’m so glad my ex-wife is enjoying her new home and her new breast implants, that I paid for with alimony.	6
The ghosts of Christmas showed me the only way that I, an underage, crack addicted hooker, on the streets for 2 years now, could get back on my feet and turn my life around.	6