/u/LochNessMansterLives's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The first time it rained in 22 years was unexpected, refreshing and literally a life saver for so many people.

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My wife likes the thermostat at 78f, I like it at 68f

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My new fiancé was so excited when I proposed to her, I even bought the platinum ring she picked out last weekend.

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My neighbor always asks me why I have headphones on 24/7.

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I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life, this creature growing inside me will surely be the death of me.

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I tell people my wife tried to commit suicide and was now confined to a wheelchair.

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Mold on cheese is nothing new for me and my family, we just cut it off and eat the rest.

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I came back for a one week follow up appointment after my hysterectomy.

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Evil demons from the pits of hell are everywhere, constantly mocking me and daring me to take action.

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My husband was killed by police tonight for murdering and eating the corpse of what neighbors claim was his wife.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The first time it rained in 22 years was unexpected, refreshing and literally a life saver for so many people.	8341
My wife likes the thermostat at 78f, I like it at 68f	261
My new fiancé was so excited when I proposed to her, I even bought the platinum ring she picked out last weekend.	157
My neighbor always asks me why I have headphones on 24/7.	51
I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life, this creature growing inside me will surely be the death of me.	45
I tell people my wife tried to commit suicide and was now confined to a wheelchair.	44
Mold on cheese is nothing new for me and my family, we just cut it off and eat the rest.	28
I came back for a one week follow up appointment after my hysterectomy.	25
Evil demons from the pits of hell are everywhere, constantly mocking me and daring me to take action.	19
My husband was killed by police tonight for murdering and eating the corpse of what neighbors claim was his wife.	18