/u/LochNessMansterLives's posts
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The worst part wasn’t the way she looked at me when she found out what I really was, it was that she clawed her own eyes out after.
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I knew my wife would be upset that I got another woman pregnant, but she didn’t even yell or scream and it’s been 2 years.
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[WP] A “cure all” paste, that over time would “mold and shape your body into one of perfect health!” Is introduced. What the scientists didn’t realize, is what happens when this “miracle food” is introduced into the soil, or comes into contact with humans…
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The ghosts of Christmas showed me the only way that I, an underage, crack addicted hooker, on the streets for 2 years now, could get back on my feet and turn my life around.
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I’m so glad my ex-wife is enjoying her new home and her new breast implants, that I paid for with alimony.
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