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Each year, a serial killer would take the lives of exactly 3 people, no more, no less; so everyone was happy that the police found his secret hide-out.

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Apparently, when you die, your sense of hearing is the last to cease.

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As I pulled my daughter from the ocean, and was unable to do CPR, I remembered that rice is a good way to absorb water.

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"Apparently, in an alternative universe, I was probably a murderer." I say to my friend.

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I felt a light tap on my shoulder

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I told my son that he shouldn't knock on the door and told him to use his keys instead; that's why I got annoyed when I heard loud knocking.

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"This pendant really suits me!" I say.

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I like to mark my ceiling each day; it's like tradition for me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Each year, a serial killer would take the lives of exactly 3 people, no more, no less; so everyone was happy that the police found his secret hide-out.	3578
Apparently, when you die, your sense of hearing is the last to cease.	157
As I pulled my daughter from the ocean, and was unable to do CPR, I remembered that rice is a good way to absorb water.	29
"Apparently, in an alternative universe, I was probably a murderer." I say to my friend.	18
I felt a light tap on my shoulder	11
I told my son that he shouldn't knock on the door and told him to use his keys instead; that's why I got annoyed when I heard loud knocking.	7
"This pendant really suits me!" I say.	3
I like to mark my ceiling each day; it's like tradition for me.	3