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[WP] You get a reputation as being an all-seeing mystic who can predict catastrophes and breakthroughs. The truth is that you found an encyclopedia from decades into the future.
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[WP] You have been granted 4,018 years of life by a genie. After 2,000 years, however, you die and revert to the time you got your wish with half your lifespan, and so on. By the time of your last year in life, you’re a nigh-omnipotent God.
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[WP] It’s said that the only one to know where Genghis Khan was buried was a single camel. Centuries later, as you chase your camel through the desert, you’re led to a circle of camels with various human corpses in the center doing a ritual to revive the Mongolian emperor.
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[WP] My sister is the Goddess of War. My brother is the God of Humans. Being the youngest, I got stuck with being the God of Spoiled Grapes.
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[WP] As a member of the Bureau of Time Enforcement, your job is to make sure history happens as planned. Your new mission is to become Jesus and recreate his miracles using modern technology so Christianity is set in motion.
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[WP] MemoryNet is an implant that allows you to download other peoples’ memories from a browser that you can experience with all five senses and every emotion felt at the original event, which is saved in your “memory roll” that you can re-view whenever you like.
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[WP] After many years of wars and unspeakable massacres, you begin to have your midlife crisis. You resign as Dictator of Earth one day and start your new career as a jazzercise instructor
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[WP] You’re the greatest hero in history, defeating all-powerful threats against impossible odds. The truth is that you have a crippling martyr complex, and all your victories were both unintentional and insanely lucky.
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[WP] The realm has been in slow decline for decades. You’re blessed by the Church to visit the High Gods to beg mercy. When you get there, however, you’re horrified by what you see, as the High Gods have long been rendered insane from loneliness and existential dread.
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[WP] You’re a private investigator and one of the many admirers of a detective who’s cracked thousands of unsolvable murders in days. After the death of an investigator, you wake up in a basement and learn that their secret to success has been recreating the murders to gain insight on the case.
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