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When immortality was discovered, people were overjoyed.

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“This recent car crash was fatal, killing the 5 passengers almost instantaneously.”

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Today I and my twin brother decided to play an April Fool's trick on everyone by switching roles.

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For the 1000th time, I clicked "Allow usage of cookies".

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As the last man on earth, I live a peaceful life; until I heard a knock on the door.

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I tiptoed through the kitchen, careful not to alert my parents.

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I was always amazed at how my shampoo seemingly never ran out.

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“Congratulations, it’s a 6-pound baby boy!”

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I worshipped a lot of gods.

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“Where’s momma and poppa, big sis?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When immortality was discovered, people were overjoyed.	740
“This recent car crash was fatal, killing the 5 passengers almost instantaneously.”	374
Today I and my twin brother decided to play an April Fool's trick on everyone by switching roles.	170
For the 1000th time, I clicked "Allow usage of cookies".	112
As the last man on earth, I live a peaceful life; until I heard a knock on the door.	104
I tiptoed through the kitchen, careful not to alert my parents.	55
I was always amazed at how my shampoo seemingly never ran out.	28
“Congratulations, it’s a 6-pound baby boy!”	17
I worshipped a lot of gods.	13
“Where’s momma and poppa, big sis?”	4