/u/Lonely_Crouton's posts
[wp] Scientific innovation has allowed pet dogs and cats live over 500 years. You just inherited your mothers cat who has cuddled with 6 generations of your family.
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[wp] After 100 million years of evolution the descendants of cows, pigs, and chickens are ready to seek their revenge on humans.
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[WP] A new serial killer is leaving the department clues using Pokemon Go. None of your detectives know anything about Pokemon.
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[WP] Spacefaring aliens have chosen you to select the 99 other humans who they'll relocate to avoid an extinction event. You have 1 day to compile your list.
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[WP] You've just discovered that if you rub your hands together for 10 seconds in water, the water changes into wine. You can't stand wine.
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[wp] You recently married into one of the wealthiest old money families in the world. Now your new In-Laws want you to join them for their favorite hobby: manipulating the serfs with propaganda, financial manipulation and black ops.
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[wp] A poor grad student wanders into Stephen Hawking's 'Time Traveler's' Party looking for free food. Urged on by a growling tummy, he attempts to convince everyone he's from the future.
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[wp] Millions of years in the future the Cows, Pigs, and Chickens form an alliance and wage a war of retribution against humanity. Their war cry: EAT THIS!
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