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The average length of an adult human's intestines is 25 feet long.

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The disease isn't scary to the modern mind while they're reading about historical cases from old journals.

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"Let's put the X in sex," whispered the rock star, running his hand gently down my arm.

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The little transparent ghost girl in the old fashioned sundress skipped merrily along the forest path with a smile on her face

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I demanded the demon undo its foul magic and return my daughter to the happy, loving, optimistic girl she used to be.

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I made sure I'd never become a werewolf and have to experience my bones breaking and reshaping themselves every full moon.

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[SEP2020] "Don’t even try healing with crystals and gemstones.”

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Today I die so my flesh can be cooked and eaten.

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"Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's off to work we go" blared the PA system as we got dressed for the day ahead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The average length of an adult human's intestines is 25 feet long.	1299
The disease isn't scary to the modern mind while they're reading about historical cases from old journals.	317
"Let's put the X in sex," whispered the rock star, running his hand gently down my arm.	284
The little transparent ghost girl in the old fashioned sundress skipped merrily along the forest path with a smile on her face	244
I demanded the demon undo its foul magic and return my daughter to the happy, loving, optimistic girl she used to be.	185
Question	137
I made sure I'd never become a werewolf and have to experience my bones breaking and reshaping themselves every full moon.	134
[SEP2020] "Don’t even try healing with crystals and gemstones.”	104
Today I die so my flesh can be cooked and eaten.	84
"Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's off to work we go" blared the PA system as we got dressed for the day ahead.	76