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[NOV2020] Dad said he was going to teach me to enjoy turkey giblets 'the proper way.'

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Sweating the heat of the drought, I stared angrily at the stubborn reptile that had been my constant companion for days.

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[NOV2020] His parents felt like it was a sign from God when he was born on Thanksgiving Day.

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[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply and the city was plunged into freezing darkness.

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My bladder had just begun to cry out for relief when I heard the seat creak followed by a voice saying, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

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[NOV2020] He had ruined the traditional Thanksgiving stuffing by trying to make it eco-friendly.

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I searched the desert for the rumored sacred site where you could gaze into an pool of alkali water and see the ancient dead preserved in it.

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I'm so glad I spent the money to have an open bar at my birthday party, because so many people showed up.

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Hey guys, I found out how all those spiders crawling out of your ears got in there.

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[2] He was in a state of panic like we had never seen, speaking gibberish, pulling his hair out and clawing at himself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV2020] Dad said he was going to teach me to enjoy turkey giblets 'the proper way.'	31
Sweating the heat of the drought, I stared angrily at the stubborn reptile that had been my constant companion for days.	30
[NOV2020] His parents felt like it was a sign from God when he was born on Thanksgiving Day.	28
[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply and the city was plunged into freezing darkness.	28
My bladder had just begun to cry out for relief when I heard the seat creak followed by a voice saying, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."	28
[NOV2020] He had ruined the traditional Thanksgiving stuffing by trying to make it eco-friendly.	26
I searched the desert for the rumored sacred site where you could gaze into an pool of alkali water and see the ancient dead preserved in it.	26
I'm so glad I spent the money to have an open bar at my birthday party, because so many people showed up.	25
Hey guys, I found out how all those spiders crawling out of your ears got in there.	24
[2] He was in a state of panic like we had never seen, speaking gibberish, pulling his hair out and clawing at himself.	23